Did you know that giraffes appreciate abstract art? That's why their necks are so long: so they can stick their heads through museum windows and take a gander. Of course, they would support the arts properly if they could, but it turns out museums don't take leaves as payment (and giraffes would hit their head on the ceiling anyway). You can support abstract giraffe art though, by wearing our geo-riffic purple knee high socks.
